a day in life

As the newspaper vendor rang the bell for the umpteenth time, I got up all pissed at him , opened the door, but apparently he was more pissed at me than I was at him and started shouting “ bhaiya paisa nahi diya” and as I rubbed my eyes under his verbal onslaught, it hit me.enlightenement. all I wanted to tell him was ‘ yehi meri life ki kahani hai, paisa hai hi nahi , kya du tujhe’. It was probably last nights booze talking.
Somehow I convinced him ’next month pura paisa de denge’.i took a look at the newspaper. Markets crashing. Again.its amusing how pc comes out again and again saying Indian market wont crash.somebody tell the fucker sensex has come down to 8k from 21k.are we fucking idiots.i remembered greshams law but then there wasn’t any bad money, there actually was no money. And then it clicked. My own fiscal year taking multiple hits probably had something to do with the world economy. WTF, it was the booze talking again.

I look at the time, its 7:17.wtf.i slept at 6 and im up in an hour.im going crazy now as I try to remember last nights sequence of affairs…or more so the affairs. started at 7 then got another khamba by 8, then another sometime after, Dnt quite remember wen. how did I come home?? I rushed to the window to have a look outside. Thank god my car is there. Its like puzzle in here, im trying to connect pictures. Fuck man, I have absolutely no memory of last night..it has happened again.

X no. of hours later….i switch on my laptop …zz top resumes singing blue jeans blue ….i plan on watching southpark but I seen them all …three times over.so still nothing to do …I remember niki telling me bout her new boyfrnd …and I laughed at his weird name….i hav a theory too…at the expense of her getting offended I give u my creative theory on the”NAME”…lol

Maybe he is of Chinese origin..as in ..hu sayn and then as uncle sam’s influence extended east or ‘more west’ as I see it …china thru japan is way closer than a trip around the fucking world..and then a frnd of his got his hands on the who ka record (probably exported thru Vietnam..nehow) and hearing my generation play said “who is insane”!!!...hu our boy here took offense and said who is sane…and that was that …but thats my theory …abridged one although…


Y no. of hours later ….bhassi called and abused me….after enuf inquiring I have been informed , I called his dad at 2 30 in the nite and said , I quote my own self ofcourse even though I have no memory of it’ bhassi , tu khamba bhej raha hai ki nahi …unparliamentaty language ….bhej de yaar…more unparliamentary language’. That’s one of the strangest things I have ever then. As shukla prepares to leave for goa I have a piece ofadvice for him ‘itni bhi mat pina ki yaar hi naa rahe goa main kya hua’. That’s wat I call hands of wisdom . but apparently shukla broke all records of booze binge….